I am currently waiting for flowers from a mystery person to show up.
The dude called like an hour ago….where is he?!
Rick Rolled by the Muppets. Awesome!
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“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?”
”from here…
this is what boyfriend sends me…i should note that boyfriend is not quoted blogger. however, he does have a slight infatuation with many a CT republican bloggers….
25.
i’m eating birthday cake for breakfast.
my friends ditched me on my birthday.
I can’t believe I’m twenty-five now
I over reacted and ended a friendship. It was likely a long time coming
I really want to skip church today
I am going to spend the day shopping. Yes.
Holy Shit!!!!
Gawker can say all they want, but I’m going to enjoy this post. (Admittedly we are in the douchiest of the cliques, but there is no where to go but up!)
New Kids on the Blog: Distorted Reality
“Watch your backs, Hills girls. The indomitable Julia Allison and her two best gal pals are reportedly in talks with Bravo to star in their own reality series. Supposedly the show will center around Allison, handbag designer (and Leven’s older sister) Mary Rambin, and tech heiress Megan Asha as they attempt to launch an online business together. Hey, if anyone can make a show about a Web startup sexy, it’s these ladies…”My dress is by Tiffany Koury, a good friend of mine. Her dresses feel like butter and fit like a glove. This pic was taken at a Forbes charity auction last year. Megs and Julia were snapped at a polo match in the Hamptons.
This is awesome. I would totally watch that! I adore JA!
![-All I want for my birthday are these two puppies and the bedding. To go with my already cute puppy.
From [JCrew.com]](http://media.tumblr.com/iNrmuclML7myr6dlHqqQewiI_400.jpg)
-All I want for my birthday are these two puppies and the bedding. To go with my already cute puppy.
From [JCrew.com]
“ I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You’ll never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize that you can still get up there. - Mitch Hedberg ”
read about my annoyance with broken escalators here
Whoops
So I still haven’t set up my voicemail on the new cell phone. I’ve had it for a week as of today.
I kind of like that i can screen my calls and know that if it’s really important, they’ll call back later. *shrug* Not like I’m expecting any important calls that I might miss.
“ Maintenance is what you have to do just so you can walk out the door knowing that if you go to the market and bump into a guy who once rejected you, you won’t have to hide behind a stack of canned food. I don’t mean to be too literal about this. There are a couple of old boyfriends whom I always worry about bumping into, but there’s no chance - if I ever did - that I would recognize either of them. On top of which they live in other cities. But the point is that I still think about them every time I’m tempted to leave the house without eyeliner. ”
Nora Ephron in “I hate my neck: and other thoughts about being a woman.” She. Is absolutely brilliant. After all, she did write When Harry Met Sally among many other great movies.
Remembering my 21st
Facebook informed me this morning that the hockey player that I spent the morning of my 21st with is now engaged.
I remember my friends leaving the bar and my friend R telling the hockey players at a table near us that it was my 21st and to show me a good time. They bought me drinks till last call, then brought me back to their apartment in west village, we played drinking games till about 4am and then this goalie walked me home where we sat outside drinking, then ending the night on a good note.
Sure it was a stereotypical one night stand but it was my 21st birthday.
Not that I care but it’s just…wow almost four years have passed since then.
That to me? Is crazy.
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